What's expired mean?

Got a hankering for a snickers? Sometimes even the most organic eaters need a little caramel and peanutty goodness. This is especially necessary when you are hanging out in the Super Americado in downtown Atenas Costa Rica. But, pay attention to more than the HFCS and hydrogenated oils folks. When we are in the middle of baseball season, should you really still see snacks advertising the Super Bowl? Talk about shelf life.
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Super Heroes need three naps a day

Out cold. I don't think Andrew even flinched at the popurazzi style photo shoot that ensued when he zombied over to the front row and lost his little mind. Its this kind of freedom that I think should be extended to adults. What if I want to clear off the random reports and things that require signatures, coffee, Bobbie heads, and bag of chips to sleep on my desk. What is acceptable? I think 5/10 mins is not worth my time. But when will it be cool to just lower the head and pass out during a nice long boring conference call? "Julian, what are your plans going forward to correct this problem?...Julian? Hello? Is he asleep again?" Awesome. If I could muster up a snore, that would seal the deal. Conference calls are meant to either bore or embarrass. You can take a moment to digest that. Anyways, before a big decision about workplace naps is decided, its probably be best to get some folks together on a conference call and make a decision, but first I will need a quick 5 minute nap.

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Hearts Me

I personally think I am Mr. Kids. My wife recently told me that I have no patient with the little rug rats. I am evaluating her advice in a attempt to be more kid friendly. But, since I thought three square beatings a day was the norm, I guess asking for proper behavior from the under 9 year old age group may be asking for too much. I have noticed that my wife, who seems to rule kids with a cast iron fist, seems to get more, "I love you Miss Kim's" than I can count. So in search of my first ever unforced verbal show of affection from a little kid, I decided to bring the warm cuddliness to their front door. Guess were that got me? Well, a big smile, and an I love you bathed in ebarrassment from this little one. Now the experts tell me that she very well may hate me tomorrow so I should take it when I can. Julian - 1, Kids - 35, I am slowly narrowing the gap.

kobe vs lebron part 2

Nike,

Please keep it going!

don't trust them

Even though the police are here for our safety, this is exactly why I don't trust any of them. That's my opinion, however; the driver of this vehicle thought his injuries were from being thrown from the vehicle not being beaten by officers afterward.

kobe vs lebron

absolutely hilarious







This is my tribute to the playoffs.

Superheroes Die II: Superheroes Sleep

Here comes shocking fact #2: Superheroes take naps and sometimes straight up pass out. Normally this can be liked to being over worked - too much flying, overuse of xray vision, jumpers knee from leaping tall buildings, or something like that. However this came from the absense of the afternoon nap and the lack of body control. Both of these are linked to being very young. Superheroes have to start somewhere, and pullups and long naps is as good a place as any.
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