Legs 0, BoJangles 1

I hear that they used Bojangles to torture the weak. This stuff is like cocaine. If I had been a character on Miami Vice, I would have been the one they busted down for 2 kilos of BoRounds. Since I'm in the middle of training not to quit a marathon, you would think I would shy away from this type of consumption, but it's vacation you know. Can you get Bojangles stains out of pleather? Don't ask. Here's some advice, when you beep in the metal detector, and they tell you it's probably your keys...don't comment that it might be your gloc. Just a suggestion.
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Snap!

Your eyes don't deceive you. That leg is a goner. No sooner did I applaud this chair's ability to "hang in there" did I have to grab the counter and computer keyboard in a desperate attempt to stay upright when the Jericho chair came tumbling down. Now perhaps some might see my insistent pursuit to mend this old soldier as a sort of marching around the wall(please see Jericho wall biblical reference), but I see it as just putting a little oxygen tank in hand and continuing to roll along. I want you all to know that this in no way stopped me from sitting in the chair. It is now a tripod of sorts. Heck, that's how ttthe pppyramids wwwere ccconstructed(yes, on purpose), and they are still around. I wonder how the three legged dog feels about this experiment?

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Here's Another Hit Barry Bonds Part 2

I bet all you skateboard kids are getting all pumped. You can just hear the curb being grinded down by shards of metal from skateboard trucks. You are even envisioning yourself pulling a nollie switchfoot to 50/50 on the bumper of an old crusty car. Yeah, I hear ya. But, you know what I see? It's an accident waiting to...that already happen. It wasn't even eight years ago that a scene very similar to this got ugly real fast. I believe K said, "show me how to do some tricks." We were young and both still on our parents' insurance so I thought, why not. An unassisted ollie(not my choice, you see K-Mizzle is a little bit on the independent side) led to a slip, fall, bad-a-bing bad-a-boom, and we've got ourselves a busted forehead(that sounded like a ham hitting the pavement) and a broken elbow. Thank you surgical staff of the Fort Knoxville Baptist Memorial Hospital for your fine stitch work. And to you, Mrs. Unnamed Nurse, who came to assist an older gentleman in a wheelchair on oxygen I believe, but somehow thought it a better idea to attend to a young girl with blood all over her and her young boyfriend with a bloody hand(from holding the shirt to her forehead --- but the mixing of the races did make this look like a "let me do all the talking" situation). Oh, and who could forget Knoxville's finest --- shot out to Rudy Bradley for telling me to be quiet and let the bloody girl with the broken elbow on the verge of passing out, do the talking. Advice to the wise and those who don't believe in free health care that I am paying for....wear knee pads and a helmet. OUT.
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I like the rainbow

Well, you all know how I feel about Cadel. I have used names like: cry baby, paper champion, hypocrite. Today, I turn over a new leaf and stop being a hater. He's just flat out strong. But, the main reason I will cheer for him is that he's finally started attacking, and his kit is sweet. Now, maybe he'll pass this valuable information on to George Hincapie (YOU MUST ATTACK TO WIN).

Bum Leg

You tell me that you've got problems, and I will tell you to have a conversation with my last of 4 dining room chairs that is slowly dying a little more everyday. We actually went to ikea and replaced the whole set only to find the newbies to be defective and hotter than a tin roof in africa during a drought. So the chair search is on, but in the meantime it means that this poor guy needs to either get some crutches or tap out.
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Verizon Network

On a side note: Apparently, I am running for Huntersville congress or something.

The verizon network is dependable to say the least. Their commercials show the true picture of just how good the service is. Although here recently, I have realized that the network is also like a bad case of the chicken pox. You cannot shake them. I decided to take a vacation to West TN. As I drove further and further into the belly of absolutely no where, I could see members of the network hanging tight in Black SUVs behind me. No matter which exit I took, they were there. From time to time a few would fall back(due to coverage I suppose), and I saw a car pull over for a bathroom break in the woods - which explains the dropped call issue. So, picture me out on a wildlife protected natural watershed refuge enjoying sometime fishing, and guess who shows up in boats....THE VERIZON NETWORK! I thought this was the one place that I would be completely free from a phone call. While they were out water skiing, my phone started ringing...awesome! Thank you verizon network, however; you guys still don't have a trick to overcome the dead battery! YES!
Don't they have anything better to do?
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