Everyone Poos

Last night I took a shovel to our 4 inches of snow just to make sure the girls had somewhere to "handle business." Apparently, Becca thought I didn't provide a clear enough area for her. This results in less Snowman building material.

Shocker

I don't know that there are words to express what is happening here. This is scary. But, to me it appears that Santa is half asleep.

Panama Jack

He's awake and in action!

Watch where you are going!

The next time an officer of the law pulls you over, just ask them if they ever speed or make a mistake on the road ---- Asheville's Finest!

Rules and Regulations

This is why I love Steve Smith...He likes to let everyone know how the game gets played.

All we need is luv...

Pretty cool. I wonder why they never asked me to flex the golden pipes.

You say Tomatoe...I say Porta

To you this may be just an average soy milk container from Trader Joe's, however; for me on this fine morning with the help of my embarrassed wife's pocket knife, it became a fully functional Porta John. No flushing necessary --- fully disposable.
Chao.

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