there's nothing that will get you all fired up any quicker than a sanitation engineer who 'forgets' to empty the garbage can in your office EVERY DANG DAY...no matter how many times we remind howie, or frankie or whatever his name is, he will not empty the dang garbage can. yesterday the gnats and small beetles were so dang thick in my office that i thought i was in the middle of the kudzu forest with some natives shuckin bamboo and cleaning trout from the river down stream, while swatting all the GNATS that are flying up from the boar carcass....or should i say the "FRAKIE" carcass, cause oh yes folks...since you can tell i am putting together the longest run-on sentence of all time...i am ranting uncontrollably about the problem that howie is causing by just bei
ng plain crazy. you know, maybe if we did not put half eaten items in there, we would not have a problem, but i can barely make out the email's i read because i have gnats making nests and caking up in my eye lashes! and plus, after quite the enjoyable meal at Kenny G's, I grabbed a venti vanilla latte, headed back to the office to be hit by a 100 degree fuming inferno, which i attribute to the bloodless clerks working downstairs...holy cow...they sit down there with their parkas on, and roasted my dang office. the paint had peeled, and melted off the wall...then you add gnats to that...oh ya, go ahead and add the fact that you cannot find any soy cream in this 3 horse town, and 2 of the horses have leprosy...AAHHGG!!!!! then, NO DON't TELL ME TO SSHUT UP!...then to top that off, i o
nly had reservations at my hotel till today, so i had to cram all my belongings into Eric's room...so now i'm rooming with Eric aka Brownie aka Chewbaca. i feel better, i'll just have another vitaminwater and dream of sweet prada loafers. by the way, the cleaning guy's name is Dewey. That changes everything. oh, and i would explain these pictures, but i think you guys know by now that i'm all about eating, sleeping, and swatting gnats.
ng plain crazy. you know, maybe if we did not put half eaten items in there, we would not have a problem, but i can barely make out the email's i read because i have gnats making nests and caking up in my eye lashes! and plus, after quite the enjoyable meal at Kenny G's, I grabbed a venti vanilla latte, headed back to the office to be hit by a 100 degree fuming inferno, which i attribute to the bloodless clerks working downstairs...holy cow...they sit down there with their parkas on, and roasted my dang office. the paint had peeled, and melted off the wall...then you add gnats to that...oh ya, go ahead and add the fact that you cannot find any soy cream in this 3 horse town, and 2 of the horses have leprosy...AAHHGG!!!!! then, NO DON't TELL ME TO SSHUT UP!...then to top that off, i o
nly had reservations at my hotel till today, so i had to cram all my belongings into Eric's room...so now i'm rooming with Eric aka Brownie aka Chewbaca. i feel better, i'll just have another vitaminwater and dream of sweet prada loafers. by the way, the cleaning guy's name is Dewey. That changes everything. oh, and i would explain these pictures, but i think you guys know by now that i'm all about eating, sleeping, and swatting gnats.
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