Super Heroes need three naps a day

Out cold. I don't think Andrew even flinched at the popurazzi style photo shoot that ensued when he zombied over to the front row and lost his little mind. Its this kind of freedom that I think should be extended to adults. What if I want to clear off the random reports and things that require signatures, coffee, Bobbie heads, and bag of chips to sleep on my desk. What is acceptable? I think 5/10 mins is not worth my time. But when will it be cool to just lower the head and pass out during a nice long boring conference call? "Julian, what are your plans going forward to correct this problem?...Julian? Hello? Is he asleep again?" Awesome. If I could muster up a snore, that would seal the deal. Conference calls are meant to either bore or embarrass. You can take a moment to digest that. Anyways, before a big decision about workplace naps is decided, its probably be best to get some folks together on a conference call and make a decision, but first I will need a quick 5 minute nap.

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Hearts Me

I personally think I am Mr. Kids. My wife recently told me that I have no patient with the little rug rats. I am evaluating her advice in a attempt to be more kid friendly. But, since I thought three square beatings a day was the norm, I guess asking for proper behavior from the under 9 year old age group may be asking for too much. I have noticed that my wife, who seems to rule kids with a cast iron fist, seems to get more, "I love you Miss Kim's" than I can count. So in search of my first ever unforced verbal show of affection from a little kid, I decided to bring the warm cuddliness to their front door. Guess were that got me? Well, a big smile, and an I love you bathed in ebarrassment from this little one. Now the experts tell me that she very well may hate me tomorrow so I should take it when I can. Julian - 1, Kids - 35, I am slowly narrowing the gap.

kobe vs lebron part 2

Nike,

Please keep it going!

don't trust them

Even though the police are here for our safety, this is exactly why I don't trust any of them. That's my opinion, however; the driver of this vehicle thought his injuries were from being thrown from the vehicle not being beaten by officers afterward.

kobe vs lebron

absolutely hilarious







This is my tribute to the playoffs.

Superheroes Die II: Superheroes Sleep

Here comes shocking fact #2: Superheroes take naps and sometimes straight up pass out. Normally this can be liked to being over worked - too much flying, overuse of xray vision, jumpers knee from leaping tall buildings, or something like that. However this came from the absense of the afternoon nap and the lack of body control. Both of these are linked to being very young. Superheroes have to start somewhere, and pullups and long naps is as good a place as any.
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PneverX day 13

You have seen the TV commercials about the exercise program that will change you life - P90X. Folks it will do more than change you, it will make you want to find the person who created the push up and hang him with an exercise band from a pull up bar. This stuff is modern day experimental torture. The sad thing is that I actually paid for it, $$$$ and then for the next hour while that highly annoying host told me how fit he was --- hey buddy, that's obvious! He's a 45 year old guy squating rep after rep while I hit the pause button to catch my breath and hydrate --- er - cry . At Day 13, I am proud to say that I have not become a bulky animal, and I have not named my pecks. The question is, at what point can you quit and still be a man? You know when you really feel like a man is when you eat a lot. Take this massive meal served up in Nashville, TN. Afterwards, I puked 7 times before I could get into the car. That is an exaggeration; however, it would have taken nothing away from the story. Real mean don't lift weights unless there is a chicken wing attached.
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If you are serious about your JAVA

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Bad Economy Part 2

Leave it to me to remind you of our economic delusions. Are we coming out of this? Will twinkies ever be traded as a valued commodity? That is likely. But even in this harsh times, I have been finding great solace in my morning cup of coffee. I know I previously quit and after some consideration found that the best way to kick the habit and subside any nagging setbacks was to think the situation over with a nice cup of joe. It was only moments late that I realized that I just tried my gullible self into a 4th cup. So now the morning cup is finding itself only second place to the morning refill, which is just playing the Bride's maid to the afternoon cup. Mind you, this does not even shake a stick at the night espresso. So what am I telling you? Kidneys like coffee not water. You see, Apparently the coffee has my brain fooled.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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