Monday, May 11, 2009

PneverX day 13

You have seen the TV commercials about the exercise program that will change you life - P90X. Folks it will do more than change you, it will make you want to find the person who created the push up and hang him with an exercise band from a pull up bar. This stuff is modern day experimental torture. The sad thing is that I actually paid for it, $$$$ and then for the next hour while that highly annoying host told me how fit he was --- hey buddy, that's obvious! He's a 45 year old guy squating rep after rep while I hit the pause button to catch my breath and hydrate --- er - cry . At Day 13, I am proud to say that I have not become a bulky animal, and I have not named my pecks. The question is, at what point can you quit and still be a man? You know when you really feel like a man is when you eat a lot. Take this massive meal served up in Nashville, TN. Afterwards, I puked 7 times before I could get into the car. That is an exaggeration; however, it would have taken nothing away from the story. Real mean don't lift weights unless there is a chicken wing attached.
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