Every time I start a story off with that statement, most folks cross their arms, lean back and get. ready for another page of, "The Tales of Robinson." This one comes from page 35, under the heading "restroom time."
You see, there is this particular toilet at one of the facilities were I work that is just too ambitious. Its one of those auto toilets that flushes when the InfraRed light senses a change in conditions. Well, apparently this one is set to flush anytime an air molecule changes direction or even vibrates. This means that the "user" is subjected to a full jet stream of water. This not a problem if you have cleared the area or you enjoy the comforts of the French restroom amenities, but to be sprayed by a water cannon every time you exhale is an issue. It's just bad to come out of the bath room with the appearance that you just went surfing. I find myself holding it until the last minute to avoid the firehouse abrasion. I wonder how long I can get away with using the ladies restroom.
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