Bor keeps it real

When I get home from work, I am first greeted by the cats, next the dogs, then BOR(first three letters of my last name backwards). BOR is the garden gnome that lives in the front yard. He has received a lot of criticism and slander over the past year, but hopefully this post will get him a little redemption. No, he is not related to that sell-out Travelocity gnome. He keeps it real. He's still smiling throughout the seasons. When it snowed over the tip of his hat, flooded the mulch under his feet, the wind slung him into the tree, the cats used him for target practice both for ninja class and waste disposal dry runs, not to mention the high heel to the face(yesterday), he always remains calm. His hat has lost some color, and because of the weathering, it was suggested that he move to the backyard. What would any self respecting garden gnome do in the back yard? I plan on replacing his current outfit when the day arises with something proper - orange and white, head to toe.


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