i'm tired. really tired. don't want to get on the bike. my legs are sore...and i get an email of brandon dominating the competition...and just like that, i'm motivated. the man beat up on people in a race called "the devil." isn't that a clear sign that he's obviously pretty dang good. this blog is not meant to make you laugh but instead to highlight some talent. like the times i beat people up in food eating contest. that's talent. now, if i can just find a way to convert that over to riding i will be fine....also, i forgot to explain the title of the blog before this one. and please allow me to say that i do not have kids, currently am DEFINITELY not ready for them, and do not understand all that goes into rearing them(thought i'd say that before i get a buncha nasty replies from folks with ninos). Anyways, on our plane ride to Panama someone's kid thought it would be a great idea to review his ABCs. how fantastic! it's good to see that my hard earned tax dollars which support everyone else's kids because i don't have any are helping the literacy rate improve. there's just one problem, she could not get over the "L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S"....she said that part OVER & OVER & OVER. Finally, after the entire plane had reviewed the apparent 8 most important letters of the alphabet, I yelled "T-U-V!" "THERE YOU GO, HOPE THAT HELPS!" ah, just doing my part to help out america's youth. somebody pat me on the back.
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