who is rhonda mayo? i'm glad you asked. she's probably responsible indirectly the reason why the second world war occurred(like 23 de
grees of separation away), however; more directly she's a hard core endurance athlete who prefers Power Bar products, and cannot pick a Tour de France winner to save her life. Valverde seemed like a logical choice, but when consider the fact that he didn't take quite as much dopie vitamins as everyone else in the tour...then he seemed like not so great of a winner. oh wait, back to rhonda, oh ya, well she's a serious serious 
athlete. look how serious she is in these photos. she's also ready to pull the plug on her single life as of early next year(to a fantastic guy). wait, i cannot pretend to actually know the guy, but she's says that he's a great guy so i think he is. CTS has no better coach than ms. mayo. My favorite quotes from her include, "...just stick to the schedule," "...ya, but i like it because we get it free," "...what happened on the 2nd interval?" "...seriously, you're gonna win this year," and "...yah, i'm gonna learn more about that cycling peaks stuff later." I figure that's she's one of at least 12 people that live in Moab, UT. Heck, i still send xmas cards to her old Colorado residence just because i'm not sure about Moab's post office. I know they use to have at least one donkey that pulled a mail cart. anyways...if you like all those long painful events like the Pike's Peak Marathon, Leadville100, or any other random race with a hyphen and "pain" in it somewhere, she's your girl. Now, this is definitely not a ploy to get her more athletes, because quite honestly, i'm all the only client she needs. besides most of you would cringe at the workouts she puts together. in fact, i'm writing this blog as a diversion to getting on the trainer and doing intervals. hey rhonda, for this free spot i just gave you, how about a nice new CTS cycling cap?[changing subject]
grees of separation away), however; more directly she's a hard core endurance athlete who prefers Power Bar products, and cannot pick a Tour de France winner to save her life. Valverde seemed like a logical choice, but when consider the fact that he didn't take quite as much dopie vitamins as everyone else in the tour...then he seemed like not so great of a winner. oh wait, back to rhonda, oh ya, well she's a serious serious 
athlete. look how serious she is in these photos. she's also ready to pull the plug on her single life as of early next year(to a fantastic guy). wait, i cannot pretend to actually know the guy, but she's says that he's a great guy so i think he is. CTS has no better coach than ms. mayo. My favorite quotes from her include, "...just stick to the schedule," "...ya, but i like it because we get it free," "...what happened on the 2nd interval?" "...seriously, you're gonna win this year," and "...yah, i'm gonna learn more about that cycling peaks stuff later." I figure that's she's one of at least 12 people that live in Moab, UT. Heck, i still send xmas cards to her old Colorado residence just because i'm not sure about Moab's post office. I know they use to have at least one donkey that pulled a mail cart. anyways...if you like all those long painful events like the Pike's Peak Marathon, Leadville100, or any other random race with a hyphen and "pain" in it somewhere, she's your girl. Now, this is definitely not a ploy to get her more athletes, because quite honestly, i'm all the only client she needs. besides most of you would cringe at the workouts she puts together. in fact, i'm writing this blog as a diversion to getting on the trainer and doing intervals. hey rhonda, for this free spot i just gave you, how about a nice new CTS cycling cap?[changing subject]alright, i know you folks want a little more panama action. This is a picture of me making my acting debut as 
a trouble maker friend of the Prodigal son. I'm seen here posing for pictures with the Prodigal Son's dad. I also bought nuclear weapons from him after this picture was taken...no
i mean it, this guy has a really nice connect on the new warheads. (listening to Ben Harper:Serve Your Soul) Now, to the left, that's the same actor that played the PS's dad, shielding himself...as i am from the smelly poo laced wind tunnel coming out of a very large elephant replica at the mall in panama city, panama. you see, more great acting. dang i'm a natural. hey, next time i'll explain the Pythagorean Theorem and show you how to win friends and influence gray panthers.
a trouble maker friend of the Prodigal son. I'm seen here posing for pictures with the Prodigal Son's dad. I also bought nuclear weapons from him after this picture was taken...no
i mean it, this guy has a really nice connect on the new warheads. (listening to Ben Harper:Serve Your Soul) Now, to the left, that's the same actor that played the PS's dad, shielding himself...as i am from the smelly poo laced wind tunnel coming out of a very large elephant replica at the mall in panama city, panama. you see, more great acting. dang i'm a natural. hey, next time i'll explain the Pythagorean Theorem and show you how to win friends and influence gray panthers.*you know, since there have been zero replies to this blog in a long time, i've come to the conclusion that no one is actually reading it, or the people who read it are ALL just about to type something when something a lot less important pops up.
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fiona apple is on crack....for real
well, i cannot disagree with that. but crack makes for good music. remember those chics in knoxville?
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