I'm so tired that I have one eye permanently closed. I'm just using the one today. The bad part is, I think it's my bad one. Figures. I'm a zombie. I poured coffee into my ear because I figure it will get to my brain f
aster. Also, We've eaten nearly a pack of
orbitz in the last 2 minutes. A driver left them in here last night as an excuse to come back in here today to visit Eric. The ladies like him. The thing is, since I'm this tired now, I cannot wait to drive 3 hrs home. That's when I put it on cruise control and just try not to hit the ditch.
Godcontrol...not cruise control. Anyways, yes I did return home from vac
ation and have been doing the work thing for about 2 weeks now. I have come to the conclusion that work is just what you do so that you can go on vacation. Some of you thought that my breakup with Starbucks was just one of those one-time shot things...Like I got in a fight with SB, and made threats that I would not back up. I think this pictures clears the whole matter up. Done deal baby. I still fight the
temptation. In fact, I fought back the desire to buy some in
Ingles just last night. We all have demons to tame...mine just happens to be a looming desire to drink highly over priced, dirt-tasting coffee. Ladies, it's like when you date the loser guy who you know is going no where, and you're pretty sure that he's cheating on you, and yes...you've physically seen him do drugs, but you
tried to ignore it, and most of the time when you call him, he's on the other line with his "mother." It's so hot in this office right now, that I can feel the sweat running down my legs inside my slacks. It does not help that Eric is playing
Nickelback unplugged featuring Daughtry with special guest appearance from Celine Dion with background vocals by Whitney Houston, White Snake's drummer is on percusion or whomever...or is that whoever? For a complete and thorough
explanation of when to use whoever and whomever...refer to
this. Hey, if you're still reading and did not click on that link...go back and do it now...Sign of the day, "absolutely no ice cream eating."
aster. Also, We've eaten nearly a pack of orbitz in the last 2 minutes. A driver left them in here last night as an excuse to come back in here today to visit Eric. The ladies like him. The thing is, since I'm this tired now, I cannot wait to drive 3 hrs home. That's when I put it on cruise control and just try not to hit the ditch. Godcontrol...not cruise control. Anyways, yes I did return home from vac
ation and have been doing the work thing for about 2 weeks now. I have come to the conclusion that work is just what you do so that you can go on vacation. Some of you thought that my breakup with Starbucks was just one of those one-time shot things...Like I got in a fight with SB, and made threats that I would not back up. I think this pictures clears the whole matter up. Done deal baby. I still fight the temptation. In fact, I fought back the desire to buy some in Ingles just last night. We all have demons to tame...mine just happens to be a looming desire to drink highly over priced, dirt-tasting coffee. Ladies, it's like when you date the loser guy who you know is going no where, and you're pretty sure that he's cheating on you, and yes...you've physically seen him do drugs, but you
tried to ignore it, and most of the time when you call him, he's on the other line with his "mother." It's so hot in this office right now, that I can feel the sweat running down my legs inside my slacks. It does not help that Eric is playing Nickelback unplugged featuring Daughtry with special guest appearance from Celine Dion with background vocals by Whitney Houston, White Snake's drummer is on percusion or whomever...or is that whoever? For a complete and thorough explanation of when to use whoever and whomever...refer to this. Hey, if you're still reading and did not click on that link...go back and do it now...Sign of the day, "absolutely no ice cream eating."
1 comment:
Nice S.O.T.D (Sign of the day)
Maybe it means "do not hold your ice cream cone sideways"??
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