Friday, December 7, 2007

back to bizness

where have all the blogs gone? i dunno. I been spending a lot of time watching cyclocross on the internet (http://www.crosstube.net/). I don't mean that i've been watching it at work, no no. I spend my time at work sitting on conference calls and looking up quotes from, "The Office." why did i ever get hooked on that show? it's xmas time. i've been singing more of those merry holiday songs this year only to realize that i don't really know the words. "There was blitzer and comet and prancer and dixon, cupid, and donnie, and marla and benson..." I sing that song 9 different times, and get 81 different combinations. apparently the reindeer named "marla" is a bit of a sore topic at the north pole. she apparently made the cut back in the 50's, but injuried herself in sled practice and filed a couple of class action law suits against the north pole. i hear the charges ranged from hoof forgery to extortion. what a bad rap for the north pole. anyways, i did find that my new favorite no where town is Lancaster, South Carolina. it is firmly located dead in the center of the "nowhere important at all" region, and has no latitude or longitude measurements (hugh and naw). the most alarming discover so far is that they apparently price their dunkin dognuts coffee around 20 cents apart in price, but the size is oh so different. lesson learned.

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