I would like to report that I have 10 wins this season, however; nothing could be further from the truth. Don't worry, I'm positive...positive that at this point, I'm just racing for fun. I'm not competing with anyone except the other losers who are training about 
5 hrs a week. Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for Tom Boonen, who had his dang hands lifted in the air as he got smoked at the line by Markie C. Just look at Big Tom's face. Because I'm not used to going across the line in first place, I have plenty of advice for those who attempt to throw their hands in the air...don't do it. I guess you were expecting more there. BUT, as usual, i would like to direct your attention to the last episode of the office. He was great of course and was topped off by yet another Dwight quote, "It's purely carnal." On the subject that my wife tries to dodge. Male urine placement. Why is it that all guys prefer to pee everywhere except the toilet? I cannot answer that question. I'm known for peeing behind her truck bumper or even behind the garbage can. That is perfect cover. However, recently we have purchased a house out in the country, so I now it's right off the back porch. This is awesome. I'm going to rate this blog a 2.5 on a 5.0 scale. I've been up since 1:30am...I love the smell of bacon in the morning...sue me.
5 hrs a week. Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for Tom Boonen, who had his dang hands lifted in the air as he got smoked at the line by Markie C. Just look at Big Tom's face. Because I'm not used to going across the line in first place, I have plenty of advice for those who attempt to throw their hands in the air...don't do it. I guess you were expecting more there. BUT, as usual, i would like to direct your attention to the last episode of the office. He was great of course and was topped off by yet another Dwight quote, "It's purely carnal." On the subject that my wife tries to dodge. Male urine placement. Why is it that all guys prefer to pee everywhere except the toilet? I cannot answer that question. I'm known for peeing behind her truck bumper or even behind the garbage can. That is perfect cover. However, recently we have purchased a house out in the country, so I now it's right off the back porch. This is awesome. I'm going to rate this blog a 2.5 on a 5.0 scale. I've been up since 1:30am...I love the smell of bacon in the morning...sue me.
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