ace when Jerry asks him for a random folder that is located in the cabinet. Why would we do such a thing(although I really was not involved but am quite jealous that I missed the chance)? Well, the young man in the picture(see before on previous blogs), stock trader and bearish investor, M. MAIN used to sit at this cube. When reassigned, his spot was taken while he was at the bathroom...so this is pay back. Hey, you folks know me, I don't believe in taking revenge, that's God's parking space...but this is classic. Funny even. I just had a thought though...what if Randal reads this blog before we ask him for the "folder." Ah, anyways, life is life you know. I have not had any coffee this morning, so I'm a little edgy. We are in the process of moving out of our house. In fact, last night I spent some time packing and kept finding things that I thought I'd thrown away years ago...a picture of my 3rd grade girlfriend with an inscription on the back that said, "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!" Now, you may laugh, but I'm not even sure I had a girlfriend in 3rd grade. I mean, I had a tremendous crush on Kerri Halford as I remember, but I lived in North West TN, and interracial anything was going to get somebody shot. In fact, people didn't like you mixing peanut butter and jelly...as it might give the kids the wrong idea. But anyways, what was love in 3rd grade? That basically meant that she would give me like her extra roll at lunch, and during recess, I was forced to come up to her at least once and ask her how she was doing before returning to my heavily intense game of "Smear the Deer." Yes...it was later named "Deer" after the teachers declared that "Queer" was not exactly politically correct. There's no telling what the name was before minorities got in the school. Kerri ended up getting married to a great buddy, Todd after college. They both live happily now with no kids, but I think she's a nurse, and he's a doctor. Oh yes, so that I don't forget and break the 24hr rule, I didn't find that picture...it was for a good joke, however; I did find a really nice wedding album that we haven't put any pictures in 4 years after the fact and a lot of MIX tapes.
Friday, April 25, 2008
good old fashion funny
it's not too often that you get to do a good old skool prank on someone. well, this morning, in true bad-jokes-corporate fashion young trainee Randal Baker is going to get about 900 swishy toys dumped into his f
ace when Jerry asks him for a random folder that is located in the cabinet. Why would we do such a thing(although I really was not involved but am quite jealous that I missed the chance)? Well, the young man in the picture(see before on previous blogs), stock trader and bearish investor, M. MAIN used to sit at this cube. When reassigned, his spot was taken while he was at the bathroom...so this is pay back. Hey, you folks know me, I don't believe in taking revenge, that's God's parking space...but this is classic. Funny even. I just had a thought though...what if Randal reads this blog before we ask him for the "folder." Ah, anyways, life is life you know. I have not had any coffee this morning, so I'm a little edgy. We are in the process of moving out of our house. In fact, last night I spent some time packing and kept finding things that I thought I'd thrown away years ago...a picture of my 3rd grade girlfriend with an inscription on the back that said, "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!" Now, you may laugh, but I'm not even sure I had a girlfriend in 3rd grade. I mean, I had a tremendous crush on Kerri Halford as I remember, but I lived in North West TN, and interracial anything was going to get somebody shot. In fact, people didn't like you mixing peanut butter and jelly...as it might give the kids the wrong idea. But anyways, what was love in 3rd grade? That basically meant that she would give me like her extra roll at lunch, and during recess, I was forced to come up to her at least once and ask her how she was doing before returning to my heavily intense game of "Smear the Deer." Yes...it was later named "Deer" after the teachers declared that "Queer" was not exactly politically correct. There's no telling what the name was before minorities got in the school. Kerri ended up getting married to a great buddy, Todd after college. They both live happily now with no kids, but I think she's a nurse, and he's a doctor. Oh yes, so that I don't forget and break the 24hr rule, I didn't find that picture...it was for a good joke, however; I did find a really nice wedding album that we haven't put any pictures in 4 years after the fact and a lot of MIX tapes.
ace when Jerry asks him for a random folder that is located in the cabinet. Why would we do such a thing(although I really was not involved but am quite jealous that I missed the chance)? Well, the young man in the picture(see before on previous blogs), stock trader and bearish investor, M. MAIN used to sit at this cube. When reassigned, his spot was taken while he was at the bathroom...so this is pay back. Hey, you folks know me, I don't believe in taking revenge, that's God's parking space...but this is classic. Funny even. I just had a thought though...what if Randal reads this blog before we ask him for the "folder." Ah, anyways, life is life you know. I have not had any coffee this morning, so I'm a little edgy. We are in the process of moving out of our house. In fact, last night I spent some time packing and kept finding things that I thought I'd thrown away years ago...a picture of my 3rd grade girlfriend with an inscription on the back that said, "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!" Now, you may laugh, but I'm not even sure I had a girlfriend in 3rd grade. I mean, I had a tremendous crush on Kerri Halford as I remember, but I lived in North West TN, and interracial anything was going to get somebody shot. In fact, people didn't like you mixing peanut butter and jelly...as it might give the kids the wrong idea. But anyways, what was love in 3rd grade? That basically meant that she would give me like her extra roll at lunch, and during recess, I was forced to come up to her at least once and ask her how she was doing before returning to my heavily intense game of "Smear the Deer." Yes...it was later named "Deer" after the teachers declared that "Queer" was not exactly politically correct. There's no telling what the name was before minorities got in the school. Kerri ended up getting married to a great buddy, Todd after college. They both live happily now with no kids, but I think she's a nurse, and he's a doctor. Oh yes, so that I don't forget and break the 24hr rule, I didn't find that picture...it was for a good joke, however; I did find a really nice wedding album that we haven't put any pictures in 4 years after the fact and a lot of MIX tapes.
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