long time friend and accomplice howell evans, aka, "gevans" proposes what could be the most ground breaking idea we've seen. at least, it's worth thinking about. and, i promise if you've had an espresso, this will be almost like when all those folks from woodstock ate plants and started seeing elephants. PC enough? Allow me to pickup where our conversation took off. I will skip our normal back and forth about how basic Tim Duncan is, or about how Texas Tech is weak, or about how much Howell would like to burn down both UofF and UofA campuses with one match. Let's get to the good stuff:
me: what's your address? i'll googlemap you
X42threatX: xxxx Bla bla Place South Memphis TN xxxx(sorry folks, I have to protect the slightly innocent)
me: wow, that's barely in memphis...you ain't getting shot at
X42threatX: it's always memphis you could be in nashville, and some crazy person here will find you
me: LOL so you're saying that the memphis city limits starts anywhere and everywhere
"CLICK CLICK"
X42threatX: correct sir
me: so, technically, i could get into a heated argument in my office parking lot, and in a matter of seconds, memphis comes to my front door
X42threatX: this is correct sir. it's more a state of mind then a city
me: it can actually be said that memphis is more like a state, THE STATE of the united states...almost like, the United Memphis of America. scary but true this sounds like a John Legend song.
So, there you have it. Pythagorean turned on its head. Gevans just unlocked the mystery of the universe. Memphis, TN is so dangerous that any time you see or feel violence, it is not even technically happening to you in your city, the memphis city limits have come out and met you right in your face. Don't be surprised if the next time your kid smarts off at you, they say, "sorry mom, I didn't want to say that, but the memphis in me came out again!"
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