Babies?

You have to ask yourself, is this the hand that could hold a baby? I think I've been hearing all the pressure to reproduce a lot here lately. I discussed this long and hard today with my baby consultant, Mr. MAIN, aka, Mr. Australia. We seem to share the same views. Kids just might make us grumpy old men. I decided long ago(before I found out that you don't get to choose the sex of your child) that I'd take a girl. But today after some in depth consulting, I realized that a girl just means that I will have to take the life of several teenage boys in cold blood --- and like it. It's either that or pray for an ugly kid. Who does that? Who prays that their kid come out resembling an ardvark? Sure that helps pest control, but in general it's mean and expensive. Think about all the visits to the head doctor! We all know about I hate spending money. So let's just go back to my original question, does this look like the hand of a baby holder? Answer: no, that hand is occupied playing the Wii.

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