1. Perhaps you just made it home from a day long shopping trip to every single mall and grocery store in Charlotte with you girlfriend who you are trying to impress with your rugged durability and impressive ability to say, "ooohhh that's the best one for sure," to everything she has tried on that day. So when you dropped her off and barely made it back to your block and were forced to hit the emergency break and skid into your spot, miami vice style --- it is ok.
2. You suddenly realize that you left the house without DVRing the Office.
3. Aliens abducted you and they dropped you ride ever so slightly out of the sky after checking you our for 3 days and 3 nights while your mother-in-law happened to be in town. Those Aliens are uncanny with their timing.
Otherwise, let's face it; you are lazy and a bad parallel parker. This is not only uncalled for but matches and beats the time I crammed. My 1988 Cutless Sierra Special Edition Oldsmobile into a parallel spot reserved for a golf cart. I call it the "bump bump" method. Knoxville, TN's finest were not impressed.
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