Just Anotha Day in Da Jetto

Some of my best advise to anyone was the day I told Phil Will to keep her head on a swivel when she was in a nasty knife fight.  Things can escalate quickly.  There you are minding your own business, and someone knocks your organic fruit snack out of your hand, and says, "oh sorry, I thought you were someone else."  Well, regardless of who they thought you were, or think that you are, or even wish you were not...folks it's on.  It's on like the time the 5th grader said your mom was fat when you were in the 3rd grade, and you decided to take it to his/her head (yes, I said her...she should not have said that, and I think it's worth breaking the "don't hit a girl" rule if someone makes a comment about your momma).  So you pick up your fruit snack, pull the white glove out of your back pocket, and slap them across the face and declare a full state of "IT'SONNESS."  Now, this could go on for 1 minute or 20 minutes depending on the stamina of all parties involved.  I like the average of a 3 minute fight which seems like an eternity because no one ever includes the time it takes to stare your opponent down or the necessary trash talking.  Anyways, if possible, I think you should take it to them star wars style(pictured here).  That leaves a permanent mark and let's them know you mean bizness.  Yes, I chose the ebonical spelling to show just how serious I am.  Does anyone have any dental floss?  I've got some tofu stuck in my teeth.  It's hard in the Jetto(Jedi Getto).