...how long till yogurt goes bad?

So, I've had the same yogurt in my lunch for several days...so you gotta ask yourself, "Self, how are you today, how are things...oh by the way, are you going to eat that yogurt, that even though looks so nice and creamy, with it's sprinkles of raisins(Saul) and crumbly things, contains the very bacteria that could eat through concrete?" After I had this discussion, I went on to eat it anyways. I mean, I am a eating machine. Many of you may remember my birthday, where I set a new eating record at an undisclosed Mexican "resturante" in Franklin, NC. Any of you who have heard the story know that with these 2 paws I engulfed two Goliath size platters of all your favorite south of the border tasties. Man or Machine?
Well, come what may, and what will come(if it be God's will) are the Sat/Sun combo Road Race/Crit. Let's just say I've been a tad slack on the training this week, so I might just get certain things handed to me in large amounts. Man -1, Machine -0. My tactics you ask? I'm glad you asked, now I have to develop one. Okay, I will choose to go with the sit-in, sit-in, sit-in approach. Man -2, Machine -0. Now be warned, most of your team mates will not appreciate it. And, if any of mine are reading this, just know that 70lbs of yogurt are holding me down. (James 1:12) Man -2, Machine-1.

oh oh oh, I almost forgot...I strongly warn all of you against chuggin a viti-water in the middle of an intense bball game. I did it last night as a 8th grade chemistry experiment, and the result...well the results will all come out in about 10 mins @ the facility of bowel corrections.

Vols? did anyone stay up to watch that(Yes, now I'm rambling...it would have been a great idea for you to stop reading this about 15 mins ago)? I stayed up way past my bed time, and some idiot decides that after snagging the rebound with 4 seconds left, that it's a good idea to NOT exercise one of 3 available time-outs, romp down the floor, disregard the best shooter on his team, and superman, save the day, I want to be on the cover of ESPN, look mom no hands, shoot over the TALLEST MAN IN COLLEGE AS WE SPEAK, GORILLA BOY, ODEN! of course you should get blocked. WHAT WAS HE THINKING? Well the answer is simple. He wasn't.
Man -3, Machine -1.