Memphis lost to Ohio State...and we moved a treadmill(don't worry, race info will follow). 290lbs vs a treadmill. It was like watching a sumi match between an elf and a gorilla. Let's just say that in the end we were able to manuver a gym worthy treadmill down 2 flights of stairs to the basement without having it tumble down on top of my 165lb frame(you do the math on kim's weight). After scratching up the wall to the point that the words were uttered by mr. cheapneverspendatime himself, "dang, we gotta repaint that," I realized that my career as a professional mover was over in a heartbeat...new subject?
Road race today. The weather was beautiful, and all the conditions seemed right, except for the tree trunks I had for legs. Holy cow...after 10 mins on the trainer, I realized that I was going to have to pay everyone in the race to keep it under 15 mph. Oh well, at the end I suffered to hold onto 12th place. I shall now take the opportunity to dispell any rumours that the porta-potty is an enjoyable past time. I had to visit the big green machine as part of my pre-race routine. I'm actually not even going into that story...let me give you the high points of the day so you can return to doing whatever you were before you got distracted with all this:
-bird pooped on my passenger side window while my sunroof was down...smells terrible(oh...so you noticed the present tense there...that's cause it's still on there. It's proper homage to the bird who did not make it back home. BBGUN)
-realized that Oscar F from RABOBANK is the best cyclist in the world(<10%)
-spoke to most of my spanish friends in the peleton today, however; had my 3rd grade spanish corrected more times than I remember...
-lasagna w/tofu hits the spot
-I will pull a Tim Graham whenever I have the opportunity
who invented the Porta John anyways? What sick mind thought of making money off mobile poo?
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