have you seen a clockwork orange? i'm thinking of the part where they wedged alex's eyes open with the little metal device. that's about how i've felt for the past 2 nights here in luxurious hendersonville, nc. love the town, hate the sleeping performance i've had. last night apparently there was a donkey and aardvark riding contest in the room directly above room 130. at one point i did hear someone say, "and that's why we duct tape their mouths!" no comment. anyways, i have suffered to the tune of 5 hours of sleep max for the past 2 night. in fact, i just now feel asleep. apparently wh
en your head falls that hard into the laptop, it makes a loud enough smack to wake up the person working beside you. i guess i'll go to the race in spartanburg with the F12-F5 keys imprinted on my skin. speaking of racing, Orr Rd beat me senseless on Tuesday. i was being yelled at by a 3rd grader because i let a gap open up. what's the use.
One of my buddies is currently in the getting married process. this basically means that i forgot the exact date, i know he's not at work, and i know he's about to get married, or is, or decided at the last minute to run for the hills. Brandon, i wish you luck in your new marriage. and, as my present to you, i would like to give you a list of things not to say in the next 10 years:
- i love u just as much as my bike, if not more
- i figured you'd want to know the truth about your cellulite
- i thought i'd just eat out and save you the trouble of making dinner
- no really, i spit it out because it was hot, not because it's terrible
- your mother's always seem fat
- she's just a chic i work with, seriously...she just calls this late because she doesn't want to wake you up
- you should be proud of me for hanging this poster up at work and not at home
- you cannot put a price on safety...that's why my new frame cost $8K
- i was trying to read julian's blog, but somehow i typed in maxim.com
- i got the wrong angle on the podium girl's check, and ended up kissing her in the mouth..bad aim i guess
Enough...
i'd like to close with 2 very classic phrases from Anchor Man.
"HMMMMMMM, that's baby making music"
"uhhhhh, milk was a bad idea"
en your head falls that hard into the laptop, it makes a loud enough smack to wake up the person working beside you. i guess i'll go to the race in spartanburg with the F12-F5 keys imprinted on my skin. speaking of racing, Orr Rd beat me senseless on Tuesday. i was being yelled at by a 3rd grader because i let a gap open up. what's the use.One of my buddies is currently in the getting married process. this basically means that i forgot the exact date, i know he's not at work, and i know he's about to get married, or is, or decided at the last minute to run for the hills. Brandon, i wish you luck in your new marriage. and, as my present to you, i would like to give you a list of things not to say in the next 10 years:
- i love u just as much as my bike, if not more
- i figured you'd want to know the truth about your cellulite
- i thought i'd just eat out and save you the trouble of making dinner
- no really, i spit it out because it was hot, not because it's terrible
- your mother's always seem fat
- she's just a chic i work with, seriously...she just calls this late because she doesn't want to wake you up
- you should be proud of me for hanging this poster up at work and not at home
- you cannot put a price on safety...that's why my new frame cost $8K
- i was trying to read julian's blog, but somehow i typed in maxim.com
- i got the wrong angle on the podium girl's check, and ended up kissing her in the mouth..bad aim i guess
Enough...
i'd like to close with 2 very classic phrases from Anchor Man.
"HMMMMMMM, that's baby making music"
"uhhhhh, milk was a bad idea"
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