boy, it's been ages. you know you always say that to old friends, however; i think you have to officially be over 60 years old for the statement to apply. 45 years qualifies as an "age." but, yes, readers it has been ages....since Michael Main and i made any money in the market, since i crossed the finish line with my hands over my hand for more than letting my underarms vent, and ages, yes, ages since a decent presidential candidate ran for office. d
on't start that, "what about Bush junk, and i won't tolerate any Obama/Clinton junk either. Hogwash. i think it's been ages since i used that word. wait, i'm not old enough. anyways, we are knee deep in an attempt to sell our house. and by that, i mean that we've already been through the phase where we are so excited about it that we hardly sleep on the bed that we intend to make up and press down the sheets of only 7 hrs after our heads hit the pillow in pure excitement(that's 5 hrs for kim because she's a little more excitable than me, and she requires narcotics to get some shut eye), and now we've resigned only 4 weeks later, that this place just might not sell, however; after dropping $800 bucks on inspections, my cheap-o-meter has gone off and now i'm not pleased. it's only money right? yeah right. no one with any money ever said that. when was the last time donald trump dropped a couple of hundreds out of his pocket when he was digging for an Altoids and said, ah...it's only money, no where are those dang mints. nope, it never happened. you know why, because he'd actually never carry cash. this brings me to my next point. everyone needs to stop carrying cash. having it on you make you spend it, and when i see you with it, i'll ask you to buy me some pez. yes, pez...the highly sugary fun snack, or candy that is dispensed out of the toy-candy shooter. of course my preference in the 2001 Batman. But, who can ever forget the Micky Mouse that looks chilling like the Immortals from the movie, "300." Now, that is a good movie, and for the sake of this movie discussion, which I just started even though you didn't ask...it ranks right up there with "A Clockwork Orange." And, on that note, "As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred." - Alex, A Clockwork Orange
on't start that, "what about Bush junk, and i won't tolerate any Obama/Clinton junk either. Hogwash. i think it's been ages since i used that word. wait, i'm not old enough. anyways, we are knee deep in an attempt to sell our house. and by that, i mean that we've already been through the phase where we are so excited about it that we hardly sleep on the bed that we intend to make up and press down the sheets of only 7 hrs after our heads hit the pillow in pure excitement(that's 5 hrs for kim because she's a little more excitable than me, and she requires narcotics to get some shut eye), and now we've resigned only 4 weeks later, that this place just might not sell, however; after dropping $800 bucks on inspections, my cheap-o-meter has gone off and now i'm not pleased. it's only money right? yeah right. no one with any money ever said that. when was the last time donald trump dropped a couple of hundreds out of his pocket when he was digging for an Altoids and said, ah...it's only money, no where are those dang mints. nope, it never happened. you know why, because he'd actually never carry cash. this brings me to my next point. everyone needs to stop carrying cash. having it on you make you spend it, and when i see you with it, i'll ask you to buy me some pez. yes, pez...the highly sugary fun snack, or candy that is dispensed out of the toy-candy shooter. of course my preference in the 2001 Batman. But, who can ever forget the Micky Mouse that looks chilling like the Immortals from the movie, "300." Now, that is a good movie, and for the sake of this movie discussion, which I just started even though you didn't ask...it ranks right up there with "A Clockwork Orange." And, on that note, "As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred." - Alex, A Clockwork Orange
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if anyone reads this let it be known that this is really how he talks to me at home...a bit A.D.D but really I cant throw stones in glass houses
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