if you're a single male, this blog is for you. i don't want anyone @ all to think that i'm auctioning off women on this site. i don't need anymore federal probes and random investigations prying into my personal life, however; i do know a good break up when i see one. and as a favor for you guys out there, i have taken this opportunity to share with you a good deal. in fact, think of this as a great stock tip that uncle julian just gave you. we've all had breakups and makeups...well this young lady just had both twice, and she's finally dropped her worthless baggage. i've been dumped...no seriousl
y...i know many of you are gasping for air because it comes as a complete and utter shock to your little systems, however; once upon a time a chic threw me to the wolves. so i know how the guy, mr.notsoperfect, feels, however; he's been a complete idiot, and unfortunately has gotten what he deserved. it's a shame because now i am putting her, shira, out on to the open market for you, my audience of 90% single males. let me give you a little background. i met shira @ one of those 'go power, authority, leadership' schools for the comany XYZ that we work for so faithfully. i noticed then that her brain power was something on the large scale. in fact, it hurt my head to think about all the complex processes and algorithms that were generating in her noggin. but, anyways, once we got passed that i saw that she's a pretty cool chic who really enjoys cosier food, and talks funny because she's from chicago. she was currently dating mr. notsoperfect, who at the time i referred to as mr. perfect because the guy seemed to have it all. he spent his spare time rescuing animals who were on the endangered species list, singing old war ballads to sunken war vets in nursing homes, washing the main of old horses who were past their prime, working out foreign peace policies with those par
ticipating in NATO, and when he got extra time...he even greeted at Wal-Mart for free. This guy scholastically made most of us look stupid, and just seemed...well ya know...pretty flawless. well, his biggest flaw was that he had shira as a trophy to go along with his accomplishments instead of a buddy, and girlfriend. so, she did what no one thought she could do, kicked him to the curb, and now is out there...waiting for one of you to dial her number. i am willing to sell it to any of you for $2K. I do apologize for the obvious, and ridiculous extortion, however; i need a new set of wheels. enjoy the holiday!
y...i know many of you are gasping for air because it comes as a complete and utter shock to your little systems, however; once upon a time a chic threw me to the wolves. so i know how the guy, mr.notsoperfect, feels, however; he's been a complete idiot, and unfortunately has gotten what he deserved. it's a shame because now i am putting her, shira, out on to the open market for you, my audience of 90% single males. let me give you a little background. i met shira @ one of those 'go power, authority, leadership' schools for the comany XYZ that we work for so faithfully. i noticed then that her brain power was something on the large scale. in fact, it hurt my head to think about all the complex processes and algorithms that were generating in her noggin. but, anyways, once we got passed that i saw that she's a pretty cool chic who really enjoys cosier food, and talks funny because she's from chicago. she was currently dating mr. notsoperfect, who at the time i referred to as mr. perfect because the guy seemed to have it all. he spent his spare time rescuing animals who were on the endangered species list, singing old war ballads to sunken war vets in nursing homes, washing the main of old horses who were past their prime, working out foreign peace policies with those par
ticipating in NATO, and when he got extra time...he even greeted at Wal-Mart for free. This guy scholastically made most of us look stupid, and just seemed...well ya know...pretty flawless. well, his biggest flaw was that he had shira as a trophy to go along with his accomplishments instead of a buddy, and girlfriend. so, she did what no one thought she could do, kicked him to the curb, and now is out there...waiting for one of you to dial her number. i am willing to sell it to any of you for $2K. I do apologize for the obvious, and ridiculous extortion, however; i need a new set of wheels. enjoy the holiday!
6 comments:
Why Julian feels I need to be on the market is beyound me. Sir Julian please remove these pictures and put up the real pictures of me. I have no idea who this chic is. Last time I checked I was white.
...seriously? you're far from white...wait till i tell your mother!
You're right, I'm black.
black? are you serious...
LOL, wow!!! Why didn't I kick your butt for putting this up?
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